§a is King Pig, here to congradulates you, powwerfull PLAYERNAME.

§2On What, sire? (I am Freckled Pig, by the way.)

§a For building great veehicles, for espace from creppers,

§aMining to get Emmeralds, to trade for Eggz,

§aAnd defeeting our onlee noosance: The Mightee Enderdraggon!!1

§2*Yawn* For this, we piggies shout in great joy.

§2 You know what this means?

§aWE'RE

§2HOG

§aWIIIIILD!!!!!!!!1

§6So, the piggies partied for a while, until:

§cCaw! I see Eggs! Lots, Indeed!

§bAnd

§ba

§bGiant!

§bWe're scared!

§c Don't Worry! My brother will take care of this!

§4Rrrrr...

§6 So, Big Brother Bird charged to the player, only to get utterly defeathered by a Diamond Sword.

§4H-He d-defeated th-the M-M-M ighty Dragon!

§cAAAAAAA!

§bAAA

§bAAA

§bAAA!

§The birds quickly fleed, thanks to your toughness, PLAYERNAME.

§aYou are Oinktastic.

§aThe pigpire & Notch Pig salute you.